old italian mafia
2 bad jokes – pls ratings.?

An old italian mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to DED. "Grandson, I lissina for me. I want you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you always remember me. "" But Grandpa, I really do not like guns. Howa about you me leave your Rolex watch instead. "" You lissina for me. Somma day you will be given business runner, you will have a beautiful wife, a lot of money, a house large and perhaps a couple of bambino. Somma day you home and maybe eat Finda wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then .. point to his watch and say, times up?" *********** The girl had to write a short story in as few words as possible for your college class and the instructions were that he had to talk about religion, sexuality and mystery. She was the only one who received an A + and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who it made.

Another great, Pd. 10/10

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